I remember when there was BB craze in naija. If you met an insecure babe, somehow in the course of your gist, she would mention that she uses a BB phone and not just that, she would even specify the kind of BB phone it is. All in a bid to prove that she is a gbo gbo bigz gal. *smh*. Phone na phone jare, weda na Nokia or BB candle ^_^.
Have you ever studied for an examination and when it was time to "pour it all out" in the exam hall, you forgot almost if not everything you read. That happened to me i think while in my first year in the university. I had crammed as much as possible while reading almost all through the night. Ohhhh, boi, it wasn't funny at all when I got to the exam hall, saw the questions looking like greek and went blank. I was able to write a few things but didn't do so well in that paper. It taught me a lesson though, never to cram, but read and understand. After that too, I tried to start preparing for my exams early in the semester, but that didn't really work for me. Somehow, I still had to do T.D.B (reading till day break). :-)
Imagine if you were taught English by this woman. LMAO. I can even picture her answering the headmaster very confidently. LOL.
Check out this babe's pose. :-)..Now it seems as if this babe has got her life all figured out. I chose to believe that girls don't think like this. That would be hilarious to me oo.
Did you ever have to be dragged to go to church as a kid. Nowadays, we don't even need to be dragged off our systems to go to church. You can take your mobile devices to church. It pisses me off when I see people answering calls or pinging in church. I just don't get it. I always wonder if such people can't sacrifice an hour or two of their time to be in church without fiddling with their phones. You might say the call is very important and so had to be answered, I hear you. If you go for a job interview, i bet your phone would be on silent mode because you respect the interviewers and you don't want to be distracted. That important call can be made later after church. That's just my opinion.
Will put up the remaining pictures in my next post.
Y'all have an awesome time in church tomorrow.
Huggssss and Kisses.
LOL Che you have come again..looool..please dont kill me jo..lol
ReplyDeleteGlad this made you laugh. LOL. Have a lovely week dear.
DeleteThe rhyming poem of that gold digger is so funny, and I wouldn't want to learn English from that woman, lol...
ReplyDeleteI found myself reciting this poem not too long after I saw it. :-D.. As for that English teacher, no thanks ma'am. I will prefer to speak Igbo than have her teach me English. :-)
DeleteLooollll. Very funny. Sure lifted my spirit
ReplyDeleteGood to know dear. Laughter is good medicine. :-D
Deletefunny pictures, happy Sunday
ReplyDeleteHope you've been having a blast in Dubai dear. Enjoy your vacation.
DeleteVery funny... awesome post as usual, Che.
ReplyDeleteLol....nawa! na real wa o!
ReplyDeleteNo be small wa oooo. LOL.
DeleteWe usually just leave our phones at home when we go to church. It's so disrespecful pinging in church
ReplyDeleteSame with me, I don't even bother to go to church with my phone cos I won't make use of it.
Deletelmao........"yes i are" she should be sacked immediately
ReplyDeleteLOL, she shouldn't even be employed sef. If she is, it will be a case of teacher, teach me nonsense. :-D
DeleteHilarious...hehe*
ReplyDeleteThey cracked me up too. :-)
Deleteha ha ha, Happy New Year to you chick, will be back :=)
ReplyDeleteWelcome back dear. Sure you enjoyed your vacation.
Delete'Me go marry a millionaire' ke? Where the millionaire go see you sef? Millionaire never see people wey stand. na those wey dey under table im go see? lol.
ReplyDeleteAs for using fone in church, that is utter rubbish! e no just make sense. when no be Jesus dey call u for fone.
Nice post, Che.
Ibiakwa Nne, LOL. Leave the girl to dream big jare.
DeleteLOL @ when no be Jesus dey call for fone.
lmao. been trying to comment on this with my phone. I love that second picture. The look on that boy's face just cracks me up. I also luv keeping funny pictures
ReplyDeleteYour phone should berra mind itself ooo. :-)..Whenever I'm feeling blue, I just scroll through my phone and have a good laugh.
DeleteHello Che. First time here. I love the randomness of your post. Somehow you caused our minds to go round a cycle of possible events. I definitely know what you're talking about when it comes to cramming only to feel blank in the exam hall. lol. Hope to see you on my blog.People, THE GEEBEE CHRONICLES is back. Catch up on the latest episodes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by. Will def check out your blog.
DeleteThat babe in the 3rd picture is very funny sha. She think say life na nollywood movie (where a village girl someone marries the prince of her land against the queen's wishes???)
ReplyDeleteAnd that crammer baby, na 2+2 you cram forget? If i be your mama, u no go chop for house that day.
Hahahahahaha, real funny pictures.
Che, I am back!!!!!
LMAO. Free the babe jor. It's not a crime to dream big na. :-p. No mind the boy. Welcome back dear.
DeleteThat boy's pics made me laugh though... when 2+2 gets that difficult mehn apprenticeship for Aba market na the way! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL. You would be surprised that he will excel in the market. I always wonder how the bus conductors and other artisans that deal with money are so good at calculations. You can't cheat them.
DeleteThats soooooo me. LoL the kid in the 2nd picture writing the exam.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Your must have kept your teachers occupied then.
Deletelmho, this is hilarious! I will never forget when in primary 4, i was writing an exam and couldn't remember how to spell 'easy' smdh, i spelt jargons and went home to ask my mom.
ReplyDeleteHia! Going to church was always a battle from breakfast to dress and especially shoes. in my mind i was like "if it's by force to go to church then i must atleast be comfortable, is it by force to wear cover shoe? why can't i wear slippers?" lol, my poor mum suffered ehn
Thanks for sharing jare, made me laugh
Ha babe, you sound like you were a troublesome kid. Your Mumc must have been very patient ooo.
DeleteOya come and update o. been too long since you did and that's unusual
ReplyDeleteLOL. I hope that i don't have the tug-of-war problem with my kids when i have one someday.
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny! The picture with the kid in the exam hall, i can totally relate to. But like someone said, if 2+2 ever gets to difficult na Alaba be the way forward o!
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ROFLMAO LWKMD No be small something o!
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